govrnmthkr for Jeff

"A sour patch kid raped a sweedish fish. They made gumdrops. Kthxbai!"

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 06:17:00 -0400

“A sour patch kid raped a sweedish fish. They made gumdrops. Kthxbai!”

With...

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 06:13:00 -0400

the boyf <3 in his arms is where I’ll stay,

In his arms I am all day.

We know our love will never fall,

Through thick and thin, we’re standing tall.

I love you Jeff, forever.

Me and the boyf, Jeff Miller (jephree.tumblr.com) the most...

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 05:26:48 -0400

Me and the boyf, Jeff Miller (jephree.tumblr.com) the most beautiful man ever to walk this earth. My love forever <3.

Random Google image of the day: I can’t decide what...

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 23:28:45 -0400

Random Google image of the day: I can’t decide what animal to compare this to? It’s on the tip of my tongue but still in the back of my mind. Thoughts? Ideas? Certainly something or someone you wouldn’t find at Louis Vuitton, let alone the zoo.

Skin Beauty...if only what if?

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 23:25:17 -0400

So I must warn you, this topic is going to be interestingly weird, with a bit of macabre on the side. Another thing, I’m being completely serious about this, but I expect some people not to take it seriously. One final warning: some subjects in this post are very sensitive for some people, so proceed with caution. This is me having an extremely strange idea, and telling it like it is. So, skin “care,” or as in mine and society’s opinion, skin “beauty,” is a desire, a want, and a need in all of us. No matter how loose or dodgy the economy or our budgets get, we fork out hundreds or even thousands of dollars per year in order to make our body’s most important organ beautiful: the skin. To many people, it doesn’t even matter if skin is healthy underneath the surface, just as long as the surface is glowing and gorgeous. Some of us may wonder, what is the next best thing? I’m no dermatologist or even an Esthetician, but is seems doctors, dermatologists, even spa owners are desperately throwing any regiment into the world of beauty that they believe to be legitimate. One that really sticks out to me is the new Stem Cell Moisturizing Cream. Stem Cells…isn’t that like basically skin from other people, or unborn babies? This has me thinking, people would really do ANYTHING for beautiful skin, so what about putting something different and unique to the test. First of all, the what ifs. What if there was an option in life not only to be an organ doner, but to donate your body to the science and research of beauty/skin care? What if your lover dies unexpectedly, and you want a unique way to remember them by. Maybe you can turn their flesh and blood into…a skin cream? Like I said, skin care is a bit taboo for me, but in my opinion, what better way to supplement your skin beauty with other skin cells, blood plasma, and other natural things that come from the body? Sounds vomit-tastic, but you never know what could happen if you pretty much massaged a corpse into your facial pores. One last concept, making good use of abortions. Now, I’m neutral when it comes to this subject, but many people frown on abortions, making some women who have them done feel guilty. Why not rid yourself with some of this guilt by using the matter from your mushed up, unborn baby to make your own personalized skin cream? And even better, you’ll pretty much be putting your own flesh and blood on your face, so tell me, what could be better? Lastly, the one if only. If only people would take things like this seriously. What do you think about the subject of skin beauty? What ideas do you have for skin care advancements? Post, message, and comment away! This has been the Crave. Remember, always give into your cravings.

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:44:44 -0400

Being born, as I believe that should be a memory everyone finds or searches for. ;)

Photo

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:15:21 -0400

I won't bite hard, and I'll chew slowly.

So obviously...

...this is just me. Not too scary...

"If you tell someone ‘do whatever floats your boat,’ do you even think about the..."

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:09:18 -0400

““If you tell someone ‘do whatever floats your boat,’ do you even think about the possibility of their boat sinking? Hello, Titanic!!!!””

- Yours Truly

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…it’s too bad we can’t have all of..."

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:32:54 -0500

“Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…it’s too bad we can’t have all of those in this day and age. However, we CAN have even more than that. Your independence only comes at the price you give it.”

- David House

"Don’t cancel out your life just because an episode of it didn’t go as planned. Keep..."

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:29:51 -0500

“Don’t cancel out your life just because an episode of it didn’t go as planned. Keep your own camera rolling, and live on, because there’s a good chance everybody still has their TV’s on and ears open. Just remember, there’s always reruns. ;-)”

- Anonymous

"It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capitol H.I.M. Put your paws up, because you were born..."

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:27:13 -0500

“It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capitol H.I.M. Put your paws up, because you were born this way baby.”

- The great Queen GaGa!

Getting a little high on life ;-)

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:19:02 -0500

Getting a little high on life ;-)